Dean: Bush May Have Been Tipped to 9/11 Attacks

NewsMax ^ | 12/2/03 | Limbacher

[GeronL]

Howard Dean abducted by aliens!

(AP)- It was revealed today that Howard dean was abducted by aliens from across the galaxy. Dr. Dean, a former Vermont Governor, said that Prime Leader of the Galactic Alliance said that Dean was the best prospect for leading the planet to its full potential.

Howard Dean says that they gave him secret knowlwedge to save the human race and for Earth to take its rightful place among the Galactic Alliance.

"This is a great moment in world history" Said the UN Secretary-General "The people of the US have an opportunity to bring the world into a golden age. They should take him at his word".

Bill Clinton said that he had also been visited, but that the time hadn't been right for Earth. "Maybe now is the right time".

The announcement has generated a buzz in the nation, the leaders of 120 nations have called on the GOP to not contest the upcoming elections to show unity for the future.

"We must go into this future together" said the President of Burkina Faso after endorsing Dean.

150 of the 160 top newspapers have endorsed Dean on the power of this revelation. 7 plan to endorse him in future editions. Apparently the consensus across the world and the country is that Dean can now win in a landslide with the entire Galaxy behind him.

Reporters threw tomatoes and eggs at President Bush when he said that Dean was "delusional". Obviously Bush is not fit to be President, even the Prime Leader says so.

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Unbiased news article.

[FormerACLUmember]

Unfreakingbelievable. The standard bearer of the party will soon announce that he had been abducted by aliens.

LOL: Dean anal probing by aliens caused his wacky disposition!

[prairiebreeze]

policy meeting that Dean had with Madonna for 90 minutes

Ohhh, the mental images of Democraps of yesterdays.....a policy meeting...sure! LOL

BTW is there a Mrs. Dean? And is there anything special or questionable about her?

Prairie

[rintense]

Psst! Hey Dean, so was Clinton!

[billorites]

What's with Diane Rheim anyway?

Is this fossil ready for the dog track or what?

Give the lefty a rest already!

[elli1]

I think it was CLARK who had the policy meeting w/ Madonna.

[stevem]

"The most interesting theory that I've heard so far - which is nothing more than a theory, it can't be proved - is that he was warned ahead of time by the Saudis," Dean told a caller to Washington, D.C's Diane Rehm Show, according to a transcript obtained by Opinion Journal.com.

Wait a minute...now...just wait...These people may be on to something...Bush made sure he wasn't at the World Trade Center...Why is that, Hmmmmm...This may require further study. We'd better put Dean on it.

[Mr. Silverback]

Yeah, I heard the bag of crap say it. Dean's interview with Diane Rehm was pure comedy. These two were really talking as if they're the American mainstream and everybody who even respects Bush (much less likes him) is some kind of primo nutjob.

[Peach]

You are correct; to me they are all the same, I guess. LOL

[Mike Darancette]

Apres Bush le deluge.

[Peach]

Sorry I misinformed you, prairie.

I've been informed it was Clark that had the "policy" meeting with Madonna.

Mrs. Dean - haven't heard much about her. A VERY reluctant candidate's wife, I gather. Saw a picture of her on FR - it's no wonder we don't see her on the presidential circuit.

[Toespi]

What a loser!!! I got my White House Christmas Card today and a scripture chosen from our President is fitting, "You have granted me life and loving kindness, and your care has preserved my spirit. (JOB:10:12 NASB)

[arasina]

EXCELLENT point.

And since this is a Dean thread, it means I have to post my new "Howard Dean, The Angry Fire Hydrant Guy" pic.

[visualops]

I must be living in a parallel universe

Bizarro world.

[auboy]

This BS from the man who is hidding a large percentage of his documents from his "Governor of Vermont" daze.

[sd-joe]

I have a theory. It is just a theory mind you. That Dean financed the 9/11 attacks to set up his run for president.

Otherwise why would he seal his records as Gov for so long and not make them available to the American people. If he has nothing to hide, he should make them available.

His not making them available allows theories like this to propagate.

[lonevoice]

You are sooo bad! ROFL!

[WHBates]

"It's telling, how they are open to any negative crackpot theory about W, but cannot even consider a Bin Laden/Hussein connection."

LOL, yes very telling.

[Let's Roll]

Oh, really? Well, Old Ring Around the Collar, there's a lot more evidence that you may have been an abortionist than there is that Bush was tipped about 9/11.

[FormerACLUmember]

The rats have become the PsychoParty. Dean, Graham, Kucinich, Gore, Clark... all certifiable madmen in $3000 suits.