Well, as you can understand, that's really very difficult to even imagine. It would almost certainly imply the presence of sinister (probably Satanic) forces at work, so naturally I would aggressively and vociferously alert the rest of you.
And should the rest of us take that as a sign of guilt?
Anyone who could even imagines my lack of innocence is aiding and abetting those sinister (probably Satanic) forces.
Oh, and do you believe in geology?
Oh, I do, I do, I do. ;)