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"...a striking likeness to a human face..."
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That is a far cry from "a striking likeness" in my book.
Cliff Claven found a potato that looked like Abraham Lincoln.

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Cliff Claven found a potato that looked like Abraham Lincoln.

Did he shove a bone through the nose to make it look more accurate, too?

(I guess in Lincoln's case you'd have to make a hole in the back of the head, but I was trying to avoid the obvious joke.)