[dagnabbit]

It's not always in the best of taste - but there are some very talented photoshoppers hanging out at that site.

[Fledermaus]

I have Photoshop. I can't figure out how to use it to save my life.

My goodness, it's got one zillion little buttons to click on. I have no clue how it crops, cuts, pastes, adds things to pictures, etc.

I've tried a few programs that came with my various computers and I was horrible at all of them. Paste this, outline that, crop and refill, paint...

Can any of them just explain it in simple English?