Dispensing With Common Sense

The Washington Post ^ | 12/6/03 | Colbert I. King

[RenegadeReporter]

First you had to pretend to be looking for something else until the clerk was alone. You also wanted to make certain no other customer was within hearing distance, especially an adult who might recognize you.

[basil]

We, as a nation, have gone totally nuts!

[Texas Eagle]

Dispensing With Common Sense

Hey! They should put those common sense dispensers right next to all those condom dispensers that are going to go up all over D.C.

[dighton]

A good column and good one for your list, IMHO.

[BillyBonebrake]

Don't buy this gum. It tastes like rubber.

[Agnes Heep]

Dental dams come in different flavors: vanilla, banana, grape, strawberry and mint. Hmmm . . . which flavor will the D.C. government offer?

Herring, no doubt.

[JoJo Gunn]

....'tis my privilege to share....