How about an American web site where you can play a game defending Paris from assorted moslem hordes? Defend the Eifel Tower from hijacked Airbuses. Stop the suicide car bombers before they blow up the Louvre and Notre Dame.
It would be "just a video game", and the french can show us how sophisticated and europeon they are. In reality, they'd probably demand the UN try Bush for "aiding and abetting genocide".