PARIS' TRAIL OF TRASH

The New York Post ^ | 12/8/03 | FARRAH WEINSTEIN

[FeliciaCat]

December 8, 2003 -- ALTUS, Ark. - Trust Paris Hilton to complicate the simple life. Armed with her designer outfits and an attitude as big as Arkansas, the airhead hotel heiress was able to tear apart this bucolic community as she attempted to live the rural life with her friend Nicole Richie.

[ClearCase_guy]

"They conned the [local] boys out of several hundred dollars," Counsel said.

I ... ah ... wonder how the girls got money from these boys. I just can't imagine. Really. Just can't imagine.

[HELLRAISER II]

Anybody that watches the show know's it's about a couple of spoiled slutty rich kids. Hell if I wasn't married I'd let them come to my South Georgia Farm and shovel all the s**t they wanted to, they're both pretty fine. Anyway if this stuff offends people, they have 2 choices. 1 Watch it or 2 change the channel, it's as simple as that.

[GluteusMax]

It is repulsive to watch these empty, hollow people desperately claw at "startdom."

Being a multi-millionaire is not fulfilling so they crave the spotlight. Pathetic.

[GluteusMax]

**STARDOM**

[FeliciaCat]

I am going to watch it..I missed the first two episodes as I was travelling - hopefully they will rerun them.

[longtermmemmory]

Her sex tape was just a PR stunt. It is the new PR Stunt de jour.

[FeliciaCat]

I thought the same thing.

[HamiltonJay]

If you ever wanted to know what a spoiled 6 year old mentality looks like in a 22 year old girl... watch this show.

Calling these two gals vacuous is an understatement.

[stainlessbanner]

"People are starting to recognize us and coming up and talking to us when we're up and about."

Your 15 minutes are up.

[TracyPA]

I think most of it is a put-on. No one could be that stupid. Paris-"What's Walmart? "Do they like, sell wall stuff"?

[Slicksadick]

Paris Hilton

[Porterville]

I don't care about these girls much, but I take an Arkansas complaint with a grain of salt, has anyone been through Arkansas??? It is one ran down state, with an I-Hop on every corner and has a very gritty feel to it... besides any state that can produce Bill Clinton and Wes Clark is a state that should be condemned and mocked.

[AD from SpringBay]

Another case of television showing us the world and what it is not. Maybe we could build a wall around Hollywood and charge admission to see the pointless spoiled child-adults and their unreality living.

[GungaLaGunga]

Ain't celebrity great? Say nothing, do nothing, know nothing but pull down your top or show your butt and the world can be your oyster.

[FeliciaCat]

My boyfriends'theory is that both these girls knew from about the age of 5 that they would NEVER have to do anything that they didnt want to do, learn anything that didnt interest them or be polite only to the extent that they get their way...so, why bother? These two will never have to worry about paying the mortgage,making the car payment or putting money aside for old age.

[Slicksadick]

Paris Hilton

[Wolfie]

"She told me that my name wasn't 'Chops.' I got real angry and told her, 'As far as I'm concerned, I've seen better-looking girls walking around my college campus.'

"She thinks she can get away with whatever she wants," Perry said. "That's my nickname, ['Chops']. She started calling Trae 'Chops' instead of me.

"I didn't talk to her much after that.

Way to take a stand, son. (They grow 'em kind of stupid in Arkansas, eh?)

[TheBigB]

What a nice...shirt?...she's almost, kinda wearing.

[Heatseeker]

Flash: Fox announces that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will be replaced by Howard Dean in future episodes.