You seem to get all of your exercise jumping to conclusions. I do realize all of this, and more. I just don't give a damn what you might presume about me.
...it explains why you are out of work and can't get a job...
Whoops, there you go again! I am currently employed at my highest salary level. This company is now outsourcing to India, so it is prudent to watch the job market. I also have friends who have been unemployed for over a year, and they are very polite folks. Go figure.