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Prehistoric man began global warming (projectile barf alert!)
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| 12/11/2003
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Posted on 12/10/2003 3:45:20 PM PST by EUPHORIC
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I can't figure out if I should say "Gimme a break" or "poppycock"...
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:45:20 PM PST
by
EUPHORIC
To: EUPHORIC
There's another thread on this topic. There should be a way to join related threads.
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:46:29 PM PST
by
RightWhale
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To: RightWhale
Darnit!!! And I searched for this too!!!
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:47:14 PM PST
by
EUPHORIC
(Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
To: EUPHORIC
Probably a different title. Same topic, though.
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:49:57 PM PST
by
RightWhale
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To: EUPHORIC
The prehistoric changes in carbon dioxide and methane levels have been noted before but were attributed to natural causes Volcanos have contributed more pollution than mankind in all of history. They are "natural causes" As part of nature anything humanity contributes are also natural causes. The earth has an enormous and adequate ability to handle all causes and effects.
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:50:53 PM PST
by
Holly_P
To: EUPHORIC
Are there Nobel Prizes for far-fetchedness?
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:54:40 PM PST
by
RLK
To: RightWhale
Probably a different title. Same topic, though. No doubt. This is an Associated Press story and they send it out to their gazillion clients and many of them change the title before publishing it.
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:55:10 PM PST
by
Holly_P
To: EUPHORIC
Well I guess we should just kill ourselves, then? Or at least start living in the forests like wildmen...
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:55:41 PM PST
by
stands2reason
(What good does it do you to "win" a debate in an insane asylum?)
To: stands2reason
Well I guess we should just kill ourselves Nah, just kill all the "Chicken Littles" of the world.
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posted on
12/10/2003 3:56:58 PM PST
by
Holly_P
To: stands2reason
Or at least start living in the forests like wildmen...Looks like that won't help... What's you favorite flavor of Kool Aid?
To: EUPHORIC
Must be some smart fellas to be able to extrapolate ice growth rates back hundreds of thousands of years ago from about 3000 years or so of recorded history, and what maybe a couple centuries of any interest.
To: MediaMole
Huh?
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:00:54 PM PST
by
stands2reason
(What good does it do you to "win" a debate in an insane asylum?)
To: EUPHORIC
Did the Flintstones drive SUVs?
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:01:05 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Hillary Al-Muscovy (If it waddles like a Russian duck, Quacks like a Russian duck etc))
To: PropheticZero
I'm really puzzled now. At last night's 9-dwarf debate I heard that all our environmental problems were W's fault. I assumed "glo-bull warming" got started after the 2000 election.
To: EUPHORIC
How about "some people have way too much time on their hands"? And the speculative powers of a valley girl.
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:04:24 PM PST
by
Publius6961
(40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)
To: EUPHORIC
In my family we keep very accurate records, I must now confess that one of my distant ancestors was named AAaaaaaaamn. He was in a word gaseous in the extreme which led to three divorces and two separations. He was condemded by the village shaman in 8037 bc (thats before Christ for you Atheist bigots) and burned at the stake. But not after having sired 17 children. Eight of these children carried in their genes the disaster which plagues us today. Although the Beano corporation is still protecting the descendants the expenses are spiraling out of control and we will soon be outed in what they tell me will be called an endoslung, whatever that is.
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:05:18 PM PST
by
DeepDish
(Let your keyboard do the walking)
To: EUPHORIC
I can't figure out if I should say "Gimme a break" or "poppycock"... Whatever you say, don't say "bullsh*t", too much methane. You'll just make the 'problem' worse.
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:07:56 PM PST
by
tbpiper
To: DeepDish
I'm a carrier also - our long ago relative was known as "Pffffffft", nickname reportedly "Bwaaaap"...
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:17:33 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Taglineus Interruptus)
To: stands2reason
The article says man was causing global warming while still living as wild men in the forest.
Jim Jones used Kool Aid to off his followers in Jonestown.
Ergo, time to drink for the funny-tasting Kool Aid in order to save the plant.
To: PropheticZero
Did you take acount of dendrochronology and ice core data? Science has become very powerful and far seeing, even into times when records consisted of making notches on sticks to count cattle. Granted, some still count cattle that way.
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:31:31 PM PST
by
RightWhale
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