[DeepDish]

In my family we keep very accurate records, I must now confess that one of my distant ancestors was named AAaaaaaaamn. He was in a word gaseous in the extreme which led to three divorces and two separations. He was condemded by the village shaman in 8037 bc (thats before Christ for you Atheist bigots) and burned at the stake. But not after having sired 17 children. Eight of these children carried in their genes the disaster which plagues us today. Although the Beano corporation is still protecting the descendants the expenses are spiraling out of control and we will soon be outed in what they tell me will be called an endoslung, whatever that is.

[ErnBatavia]

I'm a carrier also - our long ago relative was known as "Pffffffft", nickname reportedly "Bwaaaap"...