Posted on 12/10/2003 7:27:03 PM PST by RWR8189
Some nursery rhymes send dangerously inaccurate messages to young listeners, according to Canadian researchers. They are concerned that characters in popular rhymes suffer major injuries without receiving proper treatment. The characters include Humpty Dumpty, who had a great fall, and Jack and Jill, who tumbled down a hill. Children are told these stories "without people stopping to really look at what's happened", according to the tongue-in-cheek research. The team from Dalhousie University ridiculed the idea that all the king's horses and all the king's men should even try to put Humpty Dumpty together again. "What sort of EMS (emergency medical service) training and equipment did these first responders have?" they ask in a light-hearted paper published by the Canadian Medical Association Journal. Medically sound The carer in "Rock a-bye baby" also comes in for criticism.
Little Johnny rode his bike,
The child should not have been put in a tree in the first place and when the "bough broke" medical assistance should have sought immediately. Jack and Jill's injuries are at least reported, but not accurately enough, according to the researchers. "Does a broken 'crown' refer to a skull fracture?" they ask.
"It's Raining, It's Pouring," "Ten Little Monkeys," and "Ring a ring o' roses" were the other rhymes studied. Luckily the authors of the report, trainee doctors Sarah Giles and Sarah Shea, have composed their own, more "medically accurate," nursery rhyme to improve things.
No helmet on his head.
He took a fall and split his skull,
His mother feared him dead. She rushed him to the ER,
Where they checked his neuro signs.
They noted a blown pupil
And inserted IV lines. They called the neurosurgeon,
Who came in and drilled a burr.
Now Johnny's fine; he rides his bike,
But he's helmeted, for sure.
I thought this was just a joke at first, but these crazies are for real.
Check for "satire" or "humor."
Still funny, though. The average nursery rhyme is NOT very PC. It's one of the things I like about 'em.
It HAS to be! I absolutely refuse to believe there are peope this ridiculous on earth with me.
As ridiculous as this story looks, its for real.
Think again, Tonto.
Children are told these stories "without people stopping to really look at what's happened", according to the tongue-in-cheek research.
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"What sort of EMS (emergency medical service) training and equipment did these first responders have?" they ask in a light-hearted paper published by the Canadian Medical Association Journal.
Now, if any of those words I italicized gives you trouble, follow that first link I provided.
...they ask in a light-hearted paper...
Sorry, you need to read a little closer before getting bent out of shape-it's a joke.
I now spend all my free time dropping anvils off of buildings and highway overpasses. My aim is so bad, I haven't hurt anyone yet, but I keep trying. Of course, my local blacksmith is starting to wonder what I'm doing with all those anvils.
out cropped a tomater
It tasted devine
Until I fell in and was eaten by a gator
*burp*, "I feel fine"- the Gator
Happens to everyone, everyday. At least you had cover of Internet anonymity.
I do most of my "assing" in real life. :)
I wont even subject you to:
The Horrors of the 3 Stooges ward!!
So now you have lot and lots of people with similar experiences to hang out with...myself included.
welcome to the club! *grin*
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