[IronJack]

Good to see you are as creative and substantive as ever, Rusty.

Likewise, I'm sure.

Keep up the good work!

Aw shucks. It's easy when you've got good material.

You're winning!

Sadly, that's not saying much, given the competition.

[William McKinley]

Well good evening there Rusty! Glad to see you are still around. Pity you are sarcasm disabled, or just pretend to be. I suspect the latter. You seem to be very adept at playing pretend.

Glad to see that nasty old Gestapo that the Patriot Act created hasn't gotten you yet! Keep fighting the good fight. Maybe you can stop them before they break down your door!