[Conspiracy Guy]

Katie

My TV set is seldom on,
The place called NBC.
I seldom stop to listen to,
The lies they fling at me.
But every now and sometimes then,
I have to cruise on by.
To watch the little evil snit,
And laugh right in her eye.
She wrinkles up her face so tight,
It looks just like a fist.
If something good she must report,
You'll see that she is pissed.
She hates Bush and Arnold too,
America she loathes.
If I was network president,
She couldn’t buy her clothes.
So this I say for all to hear,
I think that she's a slob.
Ms Couric’s insignificant,
I’d love to take her job.

Conspiracy Guy 10/8/3

[truthkeeper]

Most excellent!

[bc2]

dude I was going to ping you to this thread because when I saw the title, all I could think of was "KATIE" - BY CONSPIRACY GUY

hahahaha it seems you beat me to it!