TEXAS WOMEN!
http://www.my.homewithgod.com/rayc/txwomen.htm
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some girls who were raised in Texas or wish they had been.
If you're a male, you hug that Texas woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man" 3 times out loud.
If you're a transplant....... FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could.
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Now we know - Los Angeles - that's where we send our blond bubble headed women rejects. Land of the beautiful bimbos.
No wonder you think of yourself as a 'pet' or a 'dog', if you are trying to compete against them.
Get a boost in your self esteme (first) and then come to Texas (you seem smart enough), or our Texas women will run right over you.
We really love our 'dogs' here in Texas.
And we attract fine women like Barbara Bush (a gotsmart NY yankee woman), and grow them here - like Texas native Laura Bush. Occasionally some of our fine women do escape to bubble head land in LA (like Farrah Fawcett), but most either stay or come back, as all the Bush women have/will.
I don't see much point in continuing this off-topic discussion. Suffice it to say:
I figured you'll take that cartoon the wrong way -- it's a classic from the New Yorker. No matter. The point was you can't believe anything anyone tells you over the internet.
Maybe I am a guy and if I got all indignant about "how dare you think I am a woman" I would let everyone know I am a guy, or claim to be. Or if I were a woman, and start defending myself against some of the statements you made, designed to elicite a reaction, --- again, I would be letting everyone know that I claim to be a woman.
You can also think of me as a disembodied spirit from the 5th dimension, or a Martian with a good antenna doing research on Earth people. ;)
Well, you can feel free to speculate, guess, think you know, and have any opinion about me you wish. Another nice thing about the internet.
I do not wish to tell people about myself, I also don't like to make things up, so the alternative is exactly what I am doing -- talking about everything, but myself.
Discussion on the topic of me is considered closed.