[newgeezer]

Of course, unlike the "Halliburton is war profiteering" story, this one will be found (if at all) on page 15A, in small print.

Worse yet, again unlike the previous story, it won't make the networks' radio and TV news broadcasts at all.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Worse yet, again unlike the previous story, it won't make the networks' radio and TV news broadcasts at all."

"This is the CBS Evening News and I'm Dan Rather. Today, Defense Department auditors announced there is no evidence to support Democratic allegations that the Halliburton Corporation engaged in price-gouging on the sale of gasoline in Iraq. Auditors called the allegations of Halliburton "war profiteering" to be unfounded, and that Halliburton's purchasing strategy had in fact saved American taxpayers upwards of $100 million dollars. In other news . . ."

bzzzzzzzzz . . . alarm clock goes off . . . dream ends