[duckandcover]

Is renting a witness O.K.? I'll ask the Florida Supreme Court.

And didn't David Boies used to be a rock star?

[GladesGuru]

Now there's a new legal argument which a FloriDUH lawyer can make in any FloriDUH court and pass the red-faced test;

"Yo Honuh, Ah was jest rentin 'thet witness. Ah didn't buy him.

'Sides, rentin one of them there things is a site cheaper, too."