[JayNorth]

I hope none of the items sold were wrapped in plastic bags. Someone could suffocate! And don't wrap them in festive Christmas wrap (oops...that's "festive winter season wrap")...you might get a paper cut. There's danger lurking all around us.

[BigBobber]

Any boy who doesn't have a pocket knife and BB gun by the time they're twelve is at serious risk of becoming a Democrat.