You got that right Willie. When I was in Happy Valley the USG was dominated by a bunch of self-important goofballs more interested in setting themselves up for a future in politics than anything else.
Looks like this clown who stole the bike might be preparing to run for mayor of Philadelphia...
One of life's little mysteries: why would any student, with an opportunity for a college education, waste it by trying to emulate the dimwitted steaming pantloads that we elect to Congress???
It baffles the hell outa me!