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Here's my contribution to the Dean Bash:

Perhaps you've seen the Ann Coulter doll or the Dubya Fighter Pilot action figure. Well now the left has an (in)action figure of its own! It's the Deanie Baby!

It's so lifelike! Its sleeves are rolled up, with the face in a permanent, angry scowl… And it talks; spewing mindless rhetoric and baseless allegations. But the piece de resistance, the left leg comes equipped with a kick-stand to keep it from falling over.

Bring him home today! For the low, low price of our country’s soul and its future.


Call 1-999-CLUELESS now… operators are standing by…

(Batteries not included. "One Trick Pony" sold separately.)

WARNING!: Likely to self-destruct sometime between now and November 2004.

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It's so lifelike! Its sleeves are rolled up, with the face in a permanent, angry scowl… And it talks; spewing mindless rhetoric and baseless allegations. But the piece de resistance, the left leg comes equipped with a kick-stand to keep it from falling over.

I like it....

;-)