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The Scam Which Caused a Painful Sting in My Mailbox (Brit punditess hoaxed; blames Bush)
The Guardian ^ | December 17, 2003 | Polly Toynbee

Posted on 12/21/2003 5:12:15 PM PST by quidnunc

Fraudsters have discovered that folly and greed are not so rare

In the revolting world of spam, among the penis enlargements and worse, are the money laundering frauds so palpably absurd you might think only idiots would fall for them. An innocent Scottish chemist's shop is the latest to be caught up in these Nigerian frauds. Victims were promised they would inherit an oil company in return for an up-front fee. The fraudsters used the pharmacy's address, pretending it was a bank, and now dupes from Norway, New Zealand and the US have been turning up in Thurso to try and get their money back. How could anyone be so stupid? Easily.

With embarrassment, feeling a fool, I admit I was a victim of a Nigerian fraud. Looking back now, I can't think why I was so easily taken in but I did make a reasonable check. A hand-written letter arrived from a Nigerian 14-year-old called Sandra. It was nicely written on a religious school's headed paper, though not too perfect, telling me her sad story. Both her parents had died and she had to complete her last two years of school. Her results were good, and it would only cost £100 a year for the last two years to cover the cost. I wrote back and I also wrote to her headmaster, whose name appeared on the school letterhead, at a PO box. He wrote back in more adult handwriting to say Sandra was indeed a needy and promising student, and he enclosed her last term's report. It was an impressive document, each subject carefully filled in by a teacher with different writing, giving an excellent but not over-the-top report, with some subjects subtly lagging a bit behind. So I sent a cheque for £200 and received another of Sandra's letters, a bit too full of God's mercy and Jesus's blessings for my taste. I had an idea I might keep in touch with her to see what became of her. If I had any doubts, £200 was a modest sum for all the effort a fraudster took to create these letters.

But it wasn't about the £200. Not long afterwards my bank received a letter with a perfect copy of my signature, giving my bank account numbers, asking for £1,000 to be transferred at once to a bank in Osaka, Japan. Luckily, the bank thought to ring me up and query it. It turned out that a host of recent scams had asked for money to be transferred to Japan and the police had alerted all banks. It took me a little while to work out how they got my signature and my bank details, but then it clicked. Sure enough, when I reported it to the police, they laughed. They knew the Sandra letters very well and the real purpose was to sting the victim's bank account. It happened again last week when my bank got another request for a £1,000 transfer to Japan and I do feel a fool. Looking back at the letters now, I can see it all. For heaven's sake, she even said both her parents had died of the ebola flesh-eating virus.

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The line between honest and dishonest business is easily blurred. We point fingers at Nigeria, this richest and best-educated country in Africa that should be a mighty power had it not been so catastrophically misgoverned, with legendary corruption. Yet what kind of global honesty is promoted, what model of good capitalism and good government? The US is about to hold another election that will be largely bought and sold by business and oil interests. Think of the corruption that US and UK conservatives carelessly unleashed upon the former Soviet Union in the name of extreme free market ideology.

The image of capitalism now being spread about the world is cowboy stuff: little gleaned from America extols the virtue of regulation, restraint and control. We reap from the third world what we sow: if some Nigerians learned lessons in capitalism from global oil companies that helped corrupt and despoil that land, it is hardly surpising they absorbed some of the Texan oil values that now rule the White House. Alas, the querulous, navel-gazing and increasingly non-internationalist EU seems in no mood at present to offer a different and better face of capitalism to the world.

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Her email is p.toynbee@guardian.co.uk

I may offer to sell that extremely useful bridge in Brooklyn; it will be worth a lot of money some day.

1 posted on 12/21/2003 5:12:16 PM PST by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc; aculeus; general_re; Librarina; IowaHawk
Profiles in Gullibility: A Contest!
2 posted on 12/21/2003 5:18:29 PM PST by dighton
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To: quidnunc
"Think of the corruption that US and UK conservatives carelessly unleashed upon the former Soviet Union"

Those poor wittle commies.
3 posted on 12/21/2003 5:19:24 PM PST by kuma
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To: dighton
We point fingers at Nigeria, this richest and best-educated country in Africa that should be a mighty power had it not been so catastrophically misgoverned, with legendary corruption. Yet what kind of global honesty is promoted, what model of good capitalism and good government? The US is about to hold another election that will be largely bought and sold by business and oil interests. Think of the corruption that US and UK conservatives carelessly unleashed upon the former Soviet Union in the name of extreme free market ideology.

That segue was as smooth as my cat's tongue.

4 posted on 12/21/2003 5:23:14 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: quidnunc
Geoge W Bush turned me into a newt!
5 posted on 12/21/2003 5:23:27 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Merry Yuletide Festival to All!)
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To: Oztrich Boy
You must have gotten better.
6 posted on 12/21/2003 5:25:36 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Prancer II: Pass the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. - Delicious! A Holiday Movie for the whole family!)
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To: Oztrich Boy
May we assume you got better?
7 posted on 12/21/2003 5:27:43 PM PST by NYTexan (back to the bunker...)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Oztrich Boy
We better build a bridge out of him.... just to make sure.
8 posted on 12/21/2003 5:28:39 PM PST by Jonah Hex (Free Republic - the Truth Shall Make You Fret)
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To: quidnunc

Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
9 posted on 12/21/2003 5:29:11 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Do you want Polly Toynbee to send you money for Newt Food?
10 posted on 12/21/2003 5:32:14 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: IowaHawk
I've got you bookmarked now.
11 posted on 12/21/2003 5:32:28 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Jonah Hex; Oztrich Boy
But does he weigh more then a duck?
12 posted on 12/21/2003 5:32:58 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Prancer II: Pass the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. - Delicious! A Holiday Movie for the whole family!)
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To: quidnunc
It's always nice of the author to reveal up front that they are a total idiot, and that any futher opinions are that of a moron.

Notice how there is no mention of the Islamic influence on these Nigerian scam artists.

13 posted on 12/21/2003 5:34:37 PM PST by kaboom
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To: quidnunc
Well, of COURSE, all those Nigerian scams are all Bush's fault. Hey, EVERYTHING is Bush's fault. It rained here today. I have a phone call into the White House right now.
14 posted on 12/21/2003 5:35:42 PM PST by kitkat
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To: quidnunc
For heaven's sake, she even said both her parents had died of the ebola flesh-eating virus.

Is ebola a flesh-eating virus?

15 posted on 12/21/2003 5:37:07 PM PST by savedbygrace
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To: Oztrich Boy
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Geoge W Bush turned me into a newt!***

Would you PLEASE stop flicking your tongue at me; I TOLD you NO!
16 posted on 12/21/2003 5:39:17 PM PST by kitkat
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To: savedbygrace
savedbygrace wrote: Is ebola a flesh-eating virus?

Yes, it causes your innards to liquify and leak out of your body orifaces.

17 posted on 12/21/2003 5:40:03 PM PST by quidnunc (Omnis Gaul delenda est)
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To: quidnunc
Thanks. I was thinking it caused your blood vessels to break down.
18 posted on 12/21/2003 5:41:36 PM PST by savedbygrace
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To: dighton
The US is about to hold another election that will be largely bought and sold by business and oil interests.

Nitwitism masquerading as intelligence.

19 posted on 12/21/2003 6:14:01 PM PST by aculeus
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To: quidnunc
Somehow a peabrain got a job in journalism. Imagine that.
20 posted on 12/21/2003 6:18:38 PM PST by Arkinsaw
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