[Prime Choice]

I have been and still am tortured by rap music at stop lights and other traffic situations.

I used to be tortured by such things, but then I began exacting my revenge by rapping out TV theme songs to the beat of the rappers next to me.

You can imagine their surprise when suddenly the words of the theme song to "The Beverly Hillbillys" starts come across.

"When out from the GROUND came a bubblin' CRUDE!" "OOOOIIIIIIL, that *is*."

[Lancey Howard]

"Greeeeen Acres is the place to be,
Faaaarm living is the life for me,
Land... stretching out so far and wide,
Keep Manhatten just give me that countryside."

"Newwww York is where I'd rather stay,
I... get allergic smelling hay,
I... just adore a penthouse view,
Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue."

[SAJ]

...a THREE ow-er TOUR...

:^)