You thought that was scary, you should have heard the guy playing taps: In June, Ansonia police rushed to Holy Rosary Church in response to a "shots fired" call. It turned out to be a military funeral complete with a rifle salute. I was at a shotgun range when some cops appeared on a "shots fired" call. They laughed somewhat amusedly when they discovered why they were called, and IIRC showed up a little later after their shifts to shoot a round each.