Confirmation that this intruder has previously been banned in several American cities by the courts as well as city concil members, adds further justification to respond with deadly force.
"This F%^$# menace must be stopped in it's Muther f?*&! tracks!", (more accurately put: Hooves!) Says John Kerry, the Democratic hopeful for the presidency in 2004, who is a vastly decorated war hero and sharp dresser.
Hillary Clinton, the most popular Senator in our known history and certain winner in "04 if only she would join the caucus, was not available for comment.
Howard Dean quickly out distanced reporters as he huffed and raged his way to the top of the Chrysler Building in New York City with his small animal killing 12 guage shot gun, mumbling; "Those idiot baby-bombing Fighter Jocks are to incompetent stop this menace, then I'll do it myself!
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