[3D-JOY]

THANK YOU!!

I needed the laughter tonight!

[carl in alaska]

This just in....Santa detects incoming anti-aircraft fire while flying over the Afghan-Pakistani border area. But Santa's sleigh is flying at 24,000 feet, well above the range of the incoming fire. Then a hearty laugh is heard: "Ho ho ho Osama...you can't shoot down my sleigh. We're flying way out of your range with a load of toys for all the good girls and boys. Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas!!"