Posted on 12/26/2003 8:15:44 AM PST by blam
Whenever I go to a party with a door prize, I invariably win it. I've gotten more frozen turkeys, screwdriver sets, and even expensive software packages then anyone else in history.
Senior year Comp. Science class written final exam. Teacher says "read the directions completely before begining the test." He says again, "read the directions completely before begining the test." He talks some more and answers some questions, then for a third time he says "read the directions completely before begining the test."
Now the third time he said it really got my attention. So read the directions and sure enough the last line in there said, "Do not answer any of the test questions. Write your name and date on the test, bring it to my desk and don't say anything. Then get your books and go to the library and study for your other tests. If you answer any questions on the test you will be given a zero for a score.Poor saps.
Yeah, but you should see her sister.
Senior year Comp. Science class written final exam. Teacher says "read the directions completely before beginning the test." He says again, "read the directions completely before beginning the test." He talks some more and answers some questions, then for a third time he says "read the directions completely before beginning the test."
Now the third time he said it really got my attention. So read the directions and sure enough the last line in there said, "Do not answer any of the test questions. Write your name and date on the test, bring it to my desk and don't say anything. Then get your books and go to the library and study for your other tests. If you answer any questions on the test you will be given a zero for a score.Poor saps.
Acts 17:24 The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands.
Acts 17:25 And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else
Acts 17:26 From one man he made every nation of men, that they should inhabit the whole earth; and he determined. the times set for them and the exact places where they should live.
Acts 17:27 God did this so that men would seek him and perhaps reach out for him and find him, though he is not far from each one of us.
Acts 17:28 For in him we live and move and have our being.
For instance, a medical test that brings a diagnosis of cancer or heart disease can be perceived by the person either way.
7-yr-old male cat. Neutered. Missing right ear and left hind leg. Blind in left eye. Nose bitten-off in fight. Epileptic, has degenerative nerve desease and feline AIDS. Answers to name "Lucky."
I was once dead last in one of those very long lines in the service when the troops were being interviewed for a new service job in Japan. As the line moved slowly towards a building where the job interwiews were held, the guys got more and more aprehensive, and for a good reason. Out of the office came each guy looking very unhappy as they were all bound for Hokkaido and nothing jobs.
I finally got to the office, walked in and found a captain there with my papers in his hand. He smiled and said,"hey, this is a coincidence, we have the same last name and are both from Los Angeles. You don't want to follow these other guys to Hokkaido do you?" Naturally, I said no. Then he told me he had one job left at the Air base and it was mine if I wanted it. I shouted YES and jumped for joy.
Another great piece of luck then occurred-- that new job at that base also changed my life as it was there that I discovered the company where I wanted to work after I got out of the service. It worked, I got the job, based upon the experience I gained while in the job I had in Japan. Is that luck, or what?
Don't tell Murphy .. he gets revenge in creative ways.
What a sweetie. But, cough, are you sure that's a "she"??
For those that believe- sure. Whatever works out for you. It's hard for me to imagine God giving a guy a lucky hand at the craps table though ;-)
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