Woman Impaled While Trying To Hop Fence

wftv ^ | Dec 26 | Weird News In Pictures

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Uh oh... the missus will never have sex again.

Dunno, maybe she'll make a little money on the side...

[stlnative]

This one happened in the UK recently

CITY WOMAN'S SPIKE HORROR


12:11 - 11 December 2003

A young Exeter woman almost died when she was impaled on a spike during the early hours of this morning. City fire crews were called to the scene at Powderham Crescent at around 4am and found the woman speared through her leg on some railings.

Acting Station Officer Bob Crane said the girl was within inches of her life, as the spike had narrowly missed a major artery.

Fire officers spent 45 minutes cutting her free by slicing through the metal with special cutters.

When she was finally released, she was taken to the Royal Devon & Exeter Hospital for treatment.

ASO Crane said they were told the woman, who was with a friend, had slipped while trying to climb over the fence.

The firemen cut away most of the metal but had to leave the spike in her leg to prevent excessive blood loss. The woman is now recovering in hospital.

[sd-joe]

LOL

[sd-joe]

>> "Do you think she will end up in the pokey?" <<

She already was ON the pokey.

[Embedded Freeper]

Pokey (Wo)man.

Back in the loop

[LibWhacker]

Pardon me while I go sharpen my fence.

[BenLurkin]

Radioactive Pit Bulls . . .

Mind if I steal that?

"BenLurkin's teenager is looking for a name for his 'band'.

[BenLurkin]

That was kinda disappointing.

[Louisiana]

You two are a bunch of sick-puppies.... (wish i'd thought of it)

[Soulfull]

had a friend fall off a roof and land butt down on a chinlink gatepost. There was a horse head on top of the post. Missed his rectum by an inch. I still get chills thinking about it. It literaly ripped him a new one.

[pa_dweller]

I want to get a fence that has a runway for Radioactive Pit Bulls with knives, that, when they bark, emit a cloud of killer bees, and that explode when they bite you.

OK. I understand the pit bulls. I understand the radioactivity. I get the killer bees and the explosion part.

Now, what the heck is with the knives?

[Embedded Freeper]

Yes, but she got the point.

Paging Spike Lee.

[Thinkin' Gal]

She needs a de-fence attorney.

Hahahah, you win!!! (I don't know what, but you win.)

[Lazamataz]

OK. I understand the pit bulls. I understand the radioactivity. I get the killer bees and the explosion part. Now, what the heck is with the knives?

Knives are scary.

[Freedom2specul8]

Hiya Neighbor! Welcome to FR.... Are you in touch with the kansas FR group yet?

eeeww..that makes me cringe to think of seeing her wiggling on it. UUUGH!

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . a deer that had tried to hop the fence. . . .

Sure it wasn't an impala?

[savedbygrace]

Do you think she will end up in the pokey?

She BE da pokee, TG. Ouch.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

It certainly was a sticky situation.

I wonder if she was stuck up?

[PJ-Comix]

I'm getting a vision of The Omen when that pole falling from the steeple impaled the priest. Remember that?