[Catspaw]

LOL!

I wouldn't toss him out, but I'd buy a much bigger house--with his workshop out of earshot (I'm thinking about a mile or so away). There's nothing like settling down for a long winter's freep & have a table saw fire up directly underneath me.

[I_dmc]

Various unpleasant carpentry accidents come to mind...

[stlnative]

Oh my... your house sounds just like mine! (isn't that a lovely noise, wood running through the table saw!)