[TedsGarage]

What does this guy know about the South? He's from Pontiac, Michigan. I'm from Michigan, too, but I don't pretend to know jack about life below the Mason-Dixon line. (I suspect, though, that the professor's comment had more to do with an interstate rivalry between Texas and Louisiana than with Yankee condescension. I live in Chicago now, and we say the same stuff about Indiana and Wisconsin.)

[Ciexyz]

I'd imagine that Jesus is surprised to find himself the co-pilot of Dean's campaign.