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Couple Find Dead Body Hanging From Air Duct
TheNewMexicoChannel.com ^ | December 31, 2003

Posted on 12/31/2003 6:44:46 AM PST by Sweet_Sunflower29

An Albuquerque couple returned home from vacation Tuesday to find a dead man dangling from an air duct in their house.

Investigators believe that the man, who appeared to be in his 70's, used a shovel and pick ax to break open the air-conditioning unit on the roof of the house.

Police suspect that suspected burglar attempted to climb into the broken air duct and got stuck. It is unclear what caused his death or how long he had been hanging there.

Police also found a suspicious briefcase in the yard next to the home. The briefcase was investigated and found to be safe.

The homeowners, who were away from home for nearly a week, knew that something was amiss when they entered their home and found that is was cold. When they checked on the heater, they found the man hanging from the air duct.


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1 posted on 12/31/2003 6:44:46 AM PST by Sweet_Sunflower29
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Too old to beb nominated for a Darwin Award.
2 posted on 12/31/2003 6:46:19 AM PST by Vigilanteman
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
they found the man hanging from the air duct.

I hate when that happens

3 posted on 12/31/2003 6:47:58 AM PST by JIM O
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To: mhking; dighton; aculeus; BlueLancer; general_re; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Yoo-hoo, over here!
4 posted on 12/31/2003 6:48:29 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Vigilanteman
new twist on the term "hangin air"
5 posted on 12/31/2003 6:49:14 AM PST by cars for sale
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To: cars for sale
You know how you feel returning from vacation, dreading the dirty house, the mail, dreading going back to work,,,,well, this sort of adds a new worry.
6 posted on 12/31/2003 6:51:10 AM PST by cajungirl (I adore the Brits!! Tony Blair is my hero!!)
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To: Thinkin' Gal

Best left to the professionals...
7 posted on 12/31/2003 6:52:30 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Death before dhimmi.)
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To: cajungirl
Just yuck.
8 posted on 12/31/2003 6:53:19 AM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Wonder how long he hung there saying "Helloooo??? Anyone??? Im stuuuuuuuuuck. Hellooooo??"
9 posted on 12/31/2003 6:55:32 AM PST by smith288 (Secret member of the VRWC elite forces)
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Investigators believe that the man, who appeared to be in his 70's, used a shovel and pick ax to break open the air-conditioning unit on the roof of the house.

Is this how Santa enters houses in Albuquerque?

No wonder he never made it to my house!

10 posted on 12/31/2003 6:57:21 AM PST by jellybean (Proud retro-sexual :))
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To: JIM O
I hate when that happens

That'll happen if you don't get your air ducts cleaned regularly.

11 posted on 12/31/2003 6:58:51 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Uday and Qusay are ead-day)
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Lawsuit!
12 posted on 12/31/2003 6:58:52 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: smith288
LOL...can you just imagine your last thoughts being "boy, am I stupid"?
13 posted on 12/31/2003 7:00:08 AM PST by fml ( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
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14 posted on 12/31/2003 7:01:32 AM PST by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
This is all the Bush Administration's fault. Under Clinton burlars could retire at 65. Now they have to keep working to pay their prescription drug bills. </sarcasm>
15 posted on 12/31/2003 7:01:43 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Twenty-five years ago we learned that our stores' roof A/C ducts were the preferred means of entry for burglars using rope ladders, because they can bypass the perimeter alarms. Since then, we always weld rebars on 6" centers in the openings, and we've stopped having this problem.
16 posted on 12/31/2003 7:02:44 AM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (Look it up!)
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Wouldn't it have been easier just to break out a window?
17 posted on 12/31/2003 7:10:36 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: general_re; Thinkin' Gal; dighton
Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim-chim-sheri
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be ...


18 posted on 12/31/2003 7:19:23 AM PST by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
I suppose he was well hung at that.

(Roll on drum, cymbals sting, crowd groans.)

19 posted on 12/31/2003 7:20:45 AM PST by LibKill ("Two crossed, dead, frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead frenchmen.")
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To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Is the phrase "dead body" redundant?
20 posted on 12/31/2003 7:25:38 AM PST by WKB (3!~ A fine is a tax for doing wrong.; A tax is a fine for doing well.)
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