[Barnacle]

Michael credited his Boy Scout (search) training with helping him pick the best escape route

That served him better than some "Cultural Sensitivity" merit badge.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Yeah, the libs think the kid would be better off learning to beat bongo drums, weave baskets in the fine tradition of the women of the Congo, and learn how to say "Peace on Earth" in the Swahili, Farsi, and French languages.