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You can't bury your magnets without an Environmental impact statement.

If you bury them in the wrong spot the earth may start rotating in the opposite direction and the tornadoes in the bathtub drain as the water goes down will start moving counter clockwise. Tornadoes in the midwest will stop moving east and start moving towards California.

The notion that California may break off and sink into the ocean with the big one will be reversed and we may be stuck with the flakes, nuts and Mexifornians forever.

Plus the wolly Mammoths will unthaw ,go on a stomping and goring spree. Since they are really an endangered species no one will be allowed to re-exterminate them .

We will be faced with the bleak prospect of throwing them bodies of environmentalists to tire them down before capturing them and sending them to a Pacific Island to live out the rest of their natural days in idylic peace and harmony with the saber tooth tigers.