[Sofa King]

I am a Democrat because the media tells me that conservatives don't think for themselves, and I don't want to not think for myself!

I am a Democrat because I believe in social justice- and making sure that white men, Catholics, and conservatives get screwed in the end.

I am a Democrat because Bush is like Hitler! Because, you know, Hitler was famous for trying to avoid civilian casualties and bringing democracy to the places he conquered.

I am a Democrat because I believe in liberty, and that an all-powerful government should enforce it with an iron fist!

[gcruse]

That is sofa king true.