Missing Keys At U.S. Nuke Labs

CBSNews.com through Drudge ^ | January 1, 2004 | compilation

[Snowy]

Yeah. You can tell me what kind of cell phones you need.

We just got new cell phones, sorry. :( However, if anyone has an old cell phone hanging around, you can donate it to help Golden Retriever rescue. Click on my name and see how. ;-)

[kimmie7]

That's what I was talking about.

[Snowy]

That's what I was talking about.

Oh, sorry! I read it as if you were selling cell phones. (Doh!) I believe we take any kind. Click the link and it should be easy. If it isn't, please let me know and I will take care of it. Thanks!

[NonValueAdded]

I just can't imagine there not being a keymaster, and a person who looks over his shoulder....and one over his shoulder and so on

May I suggest Vince Klortho for the job?

Just keep him away from Zool the Gatekeeper.

or you will end up with Gozer.

[outpost44]

They found the missing keys under the Rose Law billing records...

[Samwise]

I took the hobbit lass to Oak Ridge two summers ago--she was 9 at the time. She didn't really care for it. She loved Huntsville and wants to go to space camp.

Oh... worth noting...the lass almost didn't get to go on the tour at Oak Ridge because we had to have government-issued picture IDs. Only U.S. citizens could take the tour. I just happened to have a state ID from an earlier trip. She was much younger, but you could still tell it was her.

[Samwise]

more...

http://www.indystar.com/articles/8/107223-2838-009.html

[henderson field]

As Carl Sandburg would say, "why do the children put beans in their ears, when the one thing we tell them not to do is put beans in their ears?"

[World'sGoneInsane]

You do all that. It makes me wonder how trustworthy the news report is. Maybe the keys are missing from the lavatories, not the laboratories.

[boris]

"You do all that. It makes me wonder how trustworthy the news report is. Maybe the keys are missing from the lavatories, not the laboratories."

See, we're a contractor and the government takes our implimentation of security seriously. We are continually audited, and woe betide anyone who loses a document or leaves a safe or 'closed area' unsecured.

--Boris

[Doctor Stochastic]

These things would not have happened - at least not to the degree and number it is happening nowadays - 50 years ago when the makeup of the country was different than what it is today.

Fifty years ago was just after the time that Ted Hall and Donald Greenglass were spying at Los Alamos. The CIA had spies like Kim Philby working at the highest levels.

[World'sGoneInsane]

See, we're a contractor and the government takes our implimentation of security seriously. We are continually audited, and woe betide anyone who loses a document or leaves a safe or 'closed area' unsecured.

And that's the way it should be. I imagine there are security breaches. However, there are also plenty of exagerrated news reports. I tend to wonder if we won't be seeing more of these reports with the election upon us. Whatever, they should all be investigated. Come to think of it, even bathroom keys should be accounted for.

[Freedom2specul8]

LOL Ghost busters is such a classic. That show did cross my mind when I wrote that.. :) Keymaster, gatekeeper etc..