[Blue Screen of Death]

OK, here is the way to take care of Airline security and benifit American farmers at the same time. Simply serve a pork chop to everyone standing in line to board the plane. If they eat it, they fly.

[NickinAM]

Good idea and add a little apple sauce on the side.

[RonF]

Iimply serve a pork chop to everyone standing in line to board the plane. If they eat it, they fly.

So, neither orthodox Jews nor vegetarians are to be allowed to fly into the U.S. from now on?

[Redcloak]

OK, here is the way to take care of Airline security and benifit American farmers at the same time. Simply serve a pork chop to everyone standing in line to board the plane. If they eat it, they fly.

I've got a better idea: Re-upholster every airline seat with pig skin!