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It's better (?) than saying BTTT!

Just barely. LOL

I like the punny stuff, too. ;)

They were the first to attempt to colonize Mars. They had landed with grass seeds to plant and horse, sheep, and cattle embryos. But the grass wouldn't grow and none of the calves would survive. The horses and sheep were doing well, but there not enough to meet their needs. So they sent a message to earth asking for more sheep and horses and a replacement for the cattle and grass. They particularly wanted an animal that could be used as meat in place of beef.

Earth radioed back asking if venison would be satisfactory and it was. Finally a space shuttle arrived with the needed supplies. The bill of lading was rushed to the leader of the colony who then spoke to his consul, "we got everything we asked for. They sent mare zygotes and doe zygotes and little lambs and ivy."