HILLARY CLINTON REGRETS GHANDI JOKE

WINS News ^ | 1/6/04

[katana]

Don't forget folks, she's "the smartest woman in the world" and a political geeeeniusss (a'la Wiley Coyote).

What a crock. Put this woman through the kind of minefield that Dubya has been navigating since 2000 and she'll screw up royally. She may have been able to coast through New York versus a very inept opponent and fawning East Coast press, but a national campaign is a different proposition. She has little of her husband's genuine grifter skill.

[Hatteras]

Didn't Mahatma Gandhi have a brother who worked as a butler?

You know, Mahatma Coat?

[HardStarboard]

"With enough thrust, pigs actually fly quite nicely."

Credit to an Unknown Freeper

[Redcloak]

Give it a day or two and Hillary(!) will blame George Bush for her remarks!

[MeekOneGOP]

ha ! bill and hill clintoon: The Wrecking Ball crew on the campaign road.
They leave more dead [defeated] 'RAT candidates in their trails ...

[Maumee]

Lame joke? About as funny as a crutch!

[Imal]

She's lucky Ghandi isn't still alive, or he would have beat the stuffing out of her.

[mombonn]

"There is no relationship.

Or, her own gem to matt lauer - "that will not be proved."

[mountaineer]

The story has been reported a few places, including Scotland. There's some hope for the news media.

[TYVets]

Gandhi would never have been allowed eye contact with the Beast Ms666.

[MEGoody]

If a conservative had said this, she'd be demanding his head on a platter.

[FastCoyote]

"quickie mart as an example of a stereotype used as humor which really is a slam against someone's ethnicity"

Apu is the salt of the earth, beloved by all, fighting off villains as a small businessman. What's negative about that? I relate to Apu, as does anyone watching the Simpson's with a sense of humor. How about Burns' stereotype as the rich white man running a nuke plant, isn't that more a negative stereotype? (I relate to Burns as well).

[mabelkitty]

I DEMAND SHE RESIGN!! TRENT LOTT WAS DEMOTED FOR LESS.

[PoorMuttly]

Shows what's REALLY in her heart...

...nothing.

[Ruth A.]

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Rather ironical that Hillary! relegated Ghandi to stage two: she wanted people to laugh at him.

[cpforlife.org]

As Queen of AmeriKa, the SMARTEST most BEAUTIFUL woman in the world, and mistress of choice, I must now explain to all the less enlightened what I meant...

[oyez]

I don't know about all that but I'm sure Jawaharial Nehru ran an ice cream stand in Dallas.

[wtc911]

Please provide proof that ghandi "admired Hitler". It is well known that he misunderstood the evil of Hitler and was naive in his judgement, but admired? Where'd you get that?

[Flux Capacitor]

"Gandhi II"
(Weird Al Yankovic)

[ANNOUNCER:]
Next week, on U62....
He's back.
And this time....
He's mad.

Gandhi II!!!

NO MORE MISTER PASSIVE RESISTANCE.
He's out to KICK.... SOME.... BUTT.
He's one BAD mother you DON'T wanna mess with.

[GANDHI:]
Don't move.... slimeball!

[ANNOUNCER:]
He's a one man WRECKING CREW.
But he ALSO knows how to PARTY.

[GANDHI:]
Gimme a steak, medium rare!

[GANGSTER:]
Hey, Baldy!

[ANNOUNCER:]
There is only ONE law.... ....HIS law!

SFX
[machine gun fire]

GANDHI II!!

[Graymatter]

Ethnic stereotypes are not funny anymore? I best go toss my Abbott & Costello collection. Bacciagalupe, addio!