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[Hildy]

Who cares! However, if a Republican made this joke, THE MEDIA sure would care!

[jimkress]

Ghandi regrets Hillary Clinton's birth.

[Lyford]

I don't get it. Why is that supposed to be funny? And what is "offensive" about it?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Hillary, you're much better at humor when you think you're being serious.

[funkywbr]

Hey she "IS" a democrap so NO BIGGY!~} For as we all know there is not a racist (or FUNNY) bone in any Dems body!~}

[mikeb704]

"I truly regret if a lame attempt at humor suggested otherwise."

Isn't the use of "lame" an insensitive insult to the other abled? I think ANOTHER apology is called for here.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[quark]

Of course, the radical left-wing media will ignore this ethnic slur by their Socialist heroine. Had Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison uttered such, it would have made the top of the fold in the NYT, WP, & LAT.

[exile]

Not much of a joke to begin with

[scan58]

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

If she was talking about herself with that quote - I hope she realizes we're all still in the laughing stage and will be for some time.

[T'wit]

In real life, Gandhi drank his own urine, admired Hitler and denied his wife medicine for a treatable disease. She died.

He should have kept his job at the filling station.

[Sub-Driver]

I think she should step aside like Trent Lott.........

[freedom1st]

I didn't know Indians were running all the gas stations now. I guess they are branching out from their monopoly on motels in the South.

[Blue Screen of Death]

The only Gandhi joke I know......

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (Previous parenthetical comment may have been a bit optimistic.)

[tracer]

Hillary!! sooon will learn that Americans of Asian Indian descent make up a large, wealthy, generous, politically concious, and influential segment of our population.

At least, for her sake, her quip about Ghandi was not a "Sikh" joke. My best friend at work happens to wear a beard and turban.......

[Lucky2]

Trett Lott got booted out for a just attending an old man's birthday party! BTW, hildabeast used to run a whorehouse in Little Rock and her hubby was the main pimp and customer!

[hattend]

I don't get the joke, Hillary.

You fat cow! (please excuse my attempt at humor, Hillary)

[Happy2BMe]

"ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton apologized for joking that Mahatma Gandhi used to run a gas station in St. Louis, saying it was "a lame attempt at humor."

First the Jews, now poor old dead dried up Gandhi!

It just doesn't get any better than this boys!

[mrsmith]

Hillary and Billy drive into a gas station in St Louis.
An attendant who looks like Mahatma Gandhi comes out to pump the gas.
"Just think Hillary you could be married to that fellow there instead of me!"
"Yeah, just think he came that close to being president instead of you."
"Yes dear, don't claw on me where it will show please."
"Okay, okay. Here, pour this nail polish on his turban when he's not looking. No use passing up a chance to pee on a peon haha haha hahaha."

[Yaelle]

Clinton quoted the Indian independence leader as saying: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

She probably has this on her mirror. Seriously. I think she is counting on this for herself.

I would like to see something like this: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then as they start to fight you, they find out some very bad things that you have done and you lose."