I have it on good authority that Ghandi was actually very calloused from walking everywhere he went and that his frequent fasting left him quite frail with resultant bad breath...
Thus he was a
Are you ready for this/
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-with-expected-hallitosis.
However - NOBODY has mentioned the other Indians
The butler - Mahatma Cote
The Innkeeper - Ali Valiteon Faya - Of the Motel Sikhs
The 4 wheel drive garage mechanic - Bin Unda Dajeep
The Gas station attendant - Filli Dup Fayah