[D Rider]

"The NRA is like the Boy Scouts for grown men who like to romanticize themselves as John Wayne fighting off the enemy in some movie. It's just a scam that scares men into spending money they don't have on expensive guns," wrote Yvette Castigliano, of Ambridge, Beaver County.

Yvette Castigliano went on to say, "with that kind money I could have shoe to match every outfit I own, and for every occasion!"

[John Robertson]

"Ambridge, Beaver County."

I live three miles from this crackhead-infested, hooker-overrun, crime-ridden once-glorious burg, and Yvette should play powerball, because apparently she's the last person in Ambridge who doesn't personally know a crime victim, and that makes her one damned lucky woman.