[Mr. Buzzcut]

Is he insane?

[MEGoody]

I doubt Clark will ever get elected, but if he's willing to 'guarantee' this, he should be willing to put it in a legal writing that he will step down as president if it does ever occur.

But of course, he wouldn't do that.

[technomage]

NOW I know where I have seen Clark before!!!

He was in need of extra cash and was moonlighting on informercials as Miss Cleo!!!!!!!!

[dead]

"Nothing is going to hurt this country, not bioweapons, not a nuclear weapon, not a terrorist strike - there is nothing that can hurt us if we stay united and move together and have a vision for moving to the future the right way."

I do believe in fairies. I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies. I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies. I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies. I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies. I do! I do!

[ken5050]

No, but we'll have lots more 7-11's...

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[Visalia]

With Secretary of Defense Madonna, I suppose.

[Puppage]

Clark Vows: No 9/11s on My Watch

Wow! He can control all variables in the future? Why was he EVER fired as NATO Commander then?

[G.Mason]

He's absolutly correct.

He will be excused from any, and all watches, by "we the people" who, after all, are the supreme watch commanders.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I believe him. There were be no terrorist attacks after he surrenders to the wise and omniscient ruler, Osama bin Laden.

[Califelephant]

Talk is cheap. Evaluating options and making decisions about what should be done, that's hard. Doing what you've decided must be done, that's really hard. Taking the heat for your actions and sticking to your guns when the going is rough, that's really, really hard. But talk is cheap.

[areafiftyone]

Hey maybe we should ask Clark when he made his last phone call to his new campaign manager named Osama Bin Laden!! What the heck is this guy thinking? Has clark been eating alot of beef brains lately?

[CougarGA7]

That's a pretty lofty statement. And a pretty stupid one too. I can't remember who said this but it was a very true statement. "It is nearly impossible to defend against someone who is willing to trade a life for a life."

You really cant say that nothing will happen. Because inevitably something will.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Clark Vows: No 9/11s on My Watch

I believe him, he has Mickey Mouse on his watch...

[NTegraT]

What an utter idiot to make a statement over which he has almost no control! (The almost is inserted in case of blackmail).

Read my lips, no 9-11's

[CaptRon]

Megalomania.

[claudiustg]

Clark is painful to listen to.

[Poohbah]

Clark Vows: No 9/11s on My Watch

Believing that one can control the actions of other people is, to put it mildly, insane.

[Coop]

This guy just gets dumber and dumber.

[JustPlainJoe]

there is nothing that can hurt us if we stay united and move together and have a vision for moving to the future the right way."

Correct, Wesley...We need to move RIGHT.

He (or any other Dem) will insure against attack by appeasing the enemy, give them ALL they want and render the U.S. military harmless as a post-dentist Bumbles! (re:Rudolph Christmas...)