Rosie O'donnel plans gay cruise (barf alert

Yahoo Finance ^ | January 8, 2004 | Press Release

[Fun Bob]

NEW YORK, Jan. 8 /PRNewswire/ -- Rosie O'Donnell, along with her partner Kelli O'Donnell and former Atlantis travel director Gregg Kaminsky, are the principals of R Family Vacations, the first travel company devoted to gay and lesbian family vacations. R Family Vacations inaugural trip will be a weeklong cruise on the brand new luxury cruise liner, the Norwegian Dawn. Departing from New York City on July 11th 2004, ports of call will include Port Canaveral, Key West, Nassau and Norwegian Cruise Line's own private Bahamian island.

[Fun Bob]

Winston Churchill is purported to have said*, "the only traditions in the royal navy are rum, lice, sodomy, and the lash." I'm sure within the first voyage of Rosie's new business venture, the traditions of the Royal Navy over its entire history will be outdone. Love boat? More like the astrolube boat.

*Churchill's assitant Anthony Montague-Browne said Churchill didn't say that but when he heard it attributed to himself, said he wished he had said it. This quote is often missapropriated and misused by the pro-sodomy crowd to claim that Churchill aknowledging the navy could not be fully manned if they threw out the homosexuals. This is simply not true. The celebrated historian and Churchill biographer Martin Gilbert also could find no proof that Chruchill ever said it. http://www.winstonchurchill.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=735

[11th Earl of Mar]

The only cruise you can go on where all the men are fit, tanned and shaved, while all the women are white, fat and hairy.

[VOYAGER]

I'm sure within the first voyage of Rosie's new business venture, the traditions of the Royal Navy over its entire history will be outdone. Love boat? More like the astrolube boat.

JUST FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CONDOMS.

[putupon]

[Iowamerican]

So if this ship would hit an iceburg or all the women would suddenly run to one side and it tips over, given the rule of "women and children first" who would be in the lifeboats? Just kids?

[hattend]

Rosie could learn something from these guys

[PoisedWoman]

We're creating vacations for gay and lesbian travelers and their family of choice -- children, parents, relatives, friends, couples, and individuals," said Kelli O'Donnell and Gregg Kaminsky. "R Family Vacations creates an instant community where everyone is welcome. You don't have to compromise your lifestyle to go on a vacation."

Isn't that sweet? They can take their parents and kids along to watch their uncompromised "lifestyle" up close and personal. Gag, barf, vomee!

I hope the cruise line fumigates Norwegian Dawn before the ship takes on straight passengers.

[blau993]

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Ship of Fools."

[Sacajaweau]

First stop....Virgin Islands!!

[TSgt]

My understanding is that the Captain is going to go down with the ship...

[ohioman]

I hope the first stop is the Bermuda Triangle.

[pogo101]

[NYDave]

Load tube 1...........load tube 2............fire 1.............fire2. The world is a better place.

Just one man's opinion!!

[Exeter]

First she tries her hand at publishing by buying Redbook and turning it into a monthly ego trip called Rosie. That goes into the toilet. Then she spends $10 million to produce a musical based on the life of Boy George which is promptly panned by critics. Now she's going further demonstrate her razor-keen business acumen by spending God only knows how much to start her very own cruise line for gays (What will they call it, Rosie on the Riveria?). At this rate of financial hemorrhaging by next year we should be able to watch her making a living at 2:00AM on Spike TV hawking the latest version of the Thighmaster...

[hattend]

Yep, if we're lucky she'll run out of cash and then she'll fade from the national stage.

[Dan from Michigan]

As for July 11.....I will stay the hell away from those areas.

[Exeter]

Oh, I don't want her to fade. I want to see the "Queen of Nice" at 4:00AM standing alongside Ron Popeil telling him how fantastic his latest invention is, and how she doesn't know how she managed to get by without it. Maybe that incredibly annoying blond geek who pushes the Gazelle exercise machine can use her as the "before" model in his late-night infomercials. I want to find her while channel surfing one night as she sells the CD collection of the classic hits of Alvin and the Chipmunks. After several years of putting up with the insufferable hubris of this minimally talented individual and her arrogant whiny opinions, of her bushwhacking of Tom Selleck on her show, I want a little payback...

[Fun Bob]

Oh God, that is good. How I would love to see her on TV, late night, stuffing frestly rotisseried pork into her gaping maw, watching those jowels flap as she chews. I hope it is the ruin of her.

How ironic she is considered a champion of civil rights. The slob led an entire movement to remove rights that are so precious and important that they are specifically enumerated in our constitution.

She is an enemy to thr rights of the people. Never forget it.

[Recovering_Democrat]

What other kind would she plan?