[Ancesthntr]

And yet, Ross writes, UFOs must be nonphysical, because they disobey the laws of physics. For instance, they may be detected by radar but not seen, or they're seen but not detected by radar. They make impossibly sharp turns and sudden stops, disappear and reappear. They melt asphalt and burn grass without fire or flame.

They have the effect of pre-inebriating at least 90% of those who see them (you know, through time travel).

And then there's the fact that ten times as many UFO sightings occur at 3:00 a.m. than at either 6:00 a.m. or 8:00 p.m. They appear in remote areas far more often than in densely populated ones.

They are reported by drunks, who are oftentimes cheating on their spouses, far more often than not.

[Williams]

Apparently they know what locks are unlocked when no one's around.

[Houmatt]

Oh, so people who see UFOs are drunk, huh? What if the phenomenon is recorded on video, or seen by many people instead of one?

Or how about four people seeing one from approximately 500 yards?

[Mr. Silverback]

They have the effect of pre-inebriating at least 90% of those who see them (you know, through time travel).

I remember as a kid I read one UFO account about two guys who were fishing on a section of the Mississippi after their 2nd shift job, at about 2am. A craft showed up, shot them with a paralyzing beam, and the aliens came out and got them. My initial reaction as a kid was to treat it with skepticism but not discount it. Later on, it occured to me that they were probably "fishing" with a 12 pack of Bud.