To: Mr. Silverback
Since the standard of alien exploration has a lot to do with "probing", I have a lot of questions about their civilization and diplomatic skills.
5 posted on
01/14/2004 2:47:18 PM PST by
martian_22
(The only alien probes we find tolerable are the ones with wheels...and they stay on the ground.)
To: martian_22
Since the standard of alien exploration has a lot to do with "probing", I have a lot of questions about their civilization and diplomatic skills.Shhhhhh! THEY are training TSA inspectors as we speak!
11 posted on
01/14/2004 3:11:25 PM PST by
null and void
(Stand up and be counted or give up and be toe tagged.)
To: martian_22
Since the standard of alien exploration has a lot to do with "probing", I have a lot of questions about their civilization and diplomatic skills. Ever seen the Kids In The Hall sketch about that? Two aliens are discussing their civilization's decades of missions to Earth to abduct people and do the probes. Some lines I remember:
"Look, we've been doing this for years, and the only real data we've collected is that about 1 out of 10 of the males enjoys it!"
"Maybe you need to trust our Glorious Leader a little more."
"Well maybe you need to realize that our Glorious Leader is a big ASS FREAK!!"
82 posted on
01/15/2004 8:17:07 AM PST by
Mr. Silverback
(Pre-empt the third murder attempt-- Pray for Terry Schiavo!)
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