17 Things You Don't Know About Howard Dean

People.com ^ | January 14, 2004 | JD HEYMAN and JANE SIMS PODESTA

[NathanR]

How on earth can someone walk if their shoes are taped together?

Good question.

However, I expect he actually mends his shoes with tape. Like mending eyeglasses with tape.

[T Minus Four]

He sounds like the guy in the Progressive commercial who shoves his kid out of the way so he can dive in the pool and retrieve the quarter.

[DCPatriot]

Sadly, this guy has a better chance of shaking hands with Jesus than becoming the nominee. He's going down in flames fast.

Hillary Clinton will be drafted...especially if we suffer another 9-11 or deadly mass attack in Iraq before the election.

Dean will become Gore-like by July...in terms of making the news. He's history, IMO.

[xrp]

For someone so willing to spend other peoples' money he sure is personally fiscal conservative.

[EllaMinnow]

Your mom sounds just like my oldest brother's wife...is that you, Wade?

[Question_Assumptions]

Sounds like he could do a guest spot on Monk.

[JimVT]

15. As the governor of Vermont, he drove himself and pumped his own gas.

Pardon the vulgarity but that is total BULLSHIT.

This dwarf had a trooper hauling him around while he was Gov. AND WHILE HE WAS CAMPAIGNING FOR PRES. WHILE STILL GOV.

I'll try to find a reference,

[Tijeras_Slim]

You can't make this stuff up ping.

[UNGN]

6. .... He also does recycling inspections of his staffer's bins.

Just what we need... another "small picture" micromanager in the White House.

Three words: "Seek Professional Help"

[IYAS9YAS]

2. He wore his prom tuxedo to one of President Clinton's White House state dinners to save money, but coughed and split his pants and had to be escorted home by state troopers covering his posterior.

There's a good use of taxpayer money. Covering his @ss instead of ours.

[clintonh8r]

I think I'm going to vomit....

[NathanR]

He also does recycling inspections of his staffer's bins.

"Can you even imagine working for a micro-managing buttwipe like that?"

The thing is: If you were working for him, you could always quit or, if you were lucky, transfer. If he ever becomes president, we would not have those options.

He reminds me of Carter, but without Carter's good points.

[clintonh8r]

19. He only wipes twice

But does he look at the paper. That's the kind of stuff we need to know...

[T Minus Four]

LOL!!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

He reminds me of Carter, but without Carter's good points.

Enlighten me as to these... :)

[billorites]

"This dwarf had a trooper hauling him around while he was Gov."

Yeah, but the trooper was busy slapping around his missus.

[billorites]

"Enlighten me as to these... :) "

Well, Jimmy lusted in his heart. I always respected him for that.

His brother was a hoot.

[EllaMinnow]

And each one of the 17 is solid grounds for divorce.

[Mustang]

He still picks his nose...and eats it.

(sort'a fits in w/his current statement).

[Hon]

Does Paul Stewart have a "short and fat guy" section?

(Dean is under 5' 6" you know.)