To: Wright is right!
19. He only wipes twice.
4 posted on
01/15/2004 2:35:27 PM PST by
ChuckShick
(He's clerking for me...)
To: ChuckShick
19.5 He only wipes twice ...with sandpaper
7 posted on
01/15/2004 2:38:02 PM PST by
admiralsn
(I want my colored M&M's back!)
To: ChuckShick
19. He only wipes twice.Funny, he sounds more anal than that.
8 posted on
01/15/2004 2:38:04 PM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
(Death before dhimmi.)
To: ChuckShick
He smokes old stogies he has found....
Short, but not to big around....
14 posted on
01/15/2004 2:40:39 PM PST by
woofie
To: ChuckShick
19. He only wipes twiceBut does he look at the paper. That's the kind of stuff we need to know...
53 posted on
01/15/2004 3:06:08 PM PST by
clintonh8r
(You know that KoolAid the RATs have been drinking? Well, I'm the guy who's been pissing in it.)
To: ChuckShick
since he is in Iowa now he can bring home a trucklosd of corncobs...2/3's brown and 1/3 white...deep south redneck trick...use a brown cob 1st, white cob 2nd to see if you need to use another brown one!!!
To: ChuckShick
He uses both sides of the TP.
He makes his own copper wire with pennies.
He launders paper towels.
He patches his flannel shirts with discarded boxers.
He recycles dental floss.
He makes wax sculptures out of spent candles.
He collects rain water for toilet flushing.
He washed his pits on even days and showers in a teacup of water on odd days.
He filters and recycles listerine.
He collects the slivers of soap and keeps them in a mason jar to make his own liquid soap.
He only shops where he can double coupon.
He uses old toothbrushes to groom his wild ass eyebrows.
He stuffs pillows with collected dryer lint.
He makes his own soap out of saved tallow, fireplace ash and lye. ( sorry that one is for real, even if dated)
104 posted on
01/15/2004 4:12:52 PM PST by
TASMANIANRED
(black dogs are my life)
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