To: m1-lightning
Lets play How to defend your family
Man A breaks into man Bs house and threatens to kill everyone.
You are man B and get to choose from the following list of defensive options.
Be careful not to pick the illegal one.
1. Throw your mug of hot coffee in his face.
2. Pull the rug out from under him.
3. Shoot him with a shotgun
4. Hand him a pair of scissors and tell him to run
5. Tell him his shoes untied and kick him in the groin
6. Play the Barney song until he collapses
7. Yell Allah Akbar
8. Play dead
9. Call 911
10. Shoot him with a handgun
To: tractorman
11. Beat him to death with a baseball bat.
12. Turn into Macguyver and grab "bubble gum, tooth picks, and fishing wire" and make a homemade grenade launcher.
13. Send him to seminar being hosted by Al Gore and watch him be bored to death.
14. Shoot him with your AR-15
14 posted on
01/16/2004 8:22:26 AM PST by
Blue Scourge
(A bill of rights is what the people are entitled to against every government on earth - T. Jefferson)
To: tractorman
3, if not 3 then 10
of course, 6 really doesn't take long either, and sometimes I think its more painful
22 posted on
01/16/2004 8:34:46 AM PST by
eyespysomething
(Another American optimist!)
To: tractorman
11. Cha-chunk--Meet Mr Mossberg
29 posted on
01/16/2004 9:00:03 AM PST by
two23
To: tractorman
4. Hand him a pair of scissors and tell him to run LOL.
43 posted on
01/16/2004 10:35:42 AM PST by
Modernman
(Providence protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America- Otto von Bismarck)
To: tractorman
8. is the only legal one (pursuant to leftist wacko handbook of survival) due to the fact that it is the most passive and submissive to the assailant who has been forced into a life of crime by an indifferent society that allowed President Bush to starve children.
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