[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

What a hateful person. It must really suck to be Ms. Morford.

[AdamSelene235]

This should be a popular thread.

[Lazamataz]

Morford: G-d Hates Unmarried Losers

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

[finnman69]

No god does not hate unmarried losers. But Morofrd sure does hate Bush.

[leadpencil1]

I guess at this point, with Morford as the author, you do not need a Projectile Vomit alert in the heading.

[trebb]

Oh my - it looks like God will have to sort it out in the end after all. I'll pray that this guy gets it before it's too late and doesn't get in the way of other poor souls who may fall for his bile.

[jim35]

Ok, you all get it? Hetero marriages all all crappy, sad and miserable. They should be the happy, well-adjusted marriages that gay couples have. Boy, have we ever been fools, for all these thousand of years! One thing I did like about this article though, is that at least SOMEONE besides me is willing to assert that GW is a conservative! I wish this guy would come to Freep, and educate some of our own home-grown Bush bashers.

[Mr. Jeeves]

And guess what? You cannot legislate that force.

Crude allusions aside, Morford is essentially right on this issue. This is another spending boondoggle for the Administration.

[Warhammer]

Talk to the hand, Morford, 'cause the ears ain't listenin'

[over3Owithabrain]

agreeing to deal with each other's crap for the next 50 years.

And Morford means that literally.

[hedgie]

just like their much happier and more heavily narcotized, sanctimonious, Botoxed, Zolofted, blank-eyed Republican masters -- er, fellow citizens.

Ahem, No...

Botoxed = Kerry
Zolofted = Dean
blank-eyed = Kucinich

[I still care]

Why do I always feel like I just read a bad porno novel when I read his column?

I'm going to go out on a limb here - I think Morford writes these typing with one hand.

[.cnI redruM]

I'm wondering. Would the Christian Right even get airplay anymore if the Democratic Party didn't need them to turn out their base? I've voted GOP my entire adult life and have known maybe 1 person out of 10,000 that ever even watched Pat Robertson's TV show, much less, actually sent that charlatan a check.

Morford has smitten the straw man like a five-year-old pretending to be Mighty Hercules.

[LisaMalia]

I mean, what the hell is the world coming to?

Indeed, Mr. Mulford..since you think you have all the answers, why don't YOU tell US?

[TheRightResponse]

Mark Morford...

Is this eminmem's real name??

[steplock]

[finnman69]

According to Mark marriage is far inferior to getting rammed in the sphincter by random large latino men who's last name you don't know on a nightly basis.

Irresponsible unhealthy behavior always trumps the values of family and marriage.

Morford could use a nice dripping case of gonorrhea to change his warped views.

[glasseye]

What a creepy place SF has become......and It used to be so nice. How the few remaining decent, normal people can stay there alongside all the human vomit is beyond me.

[Moose4]

Thuper.

How does this person keep an op-ed spot at a major newspaper, even if it is the San Francisco Chronic? This isn't even a good blog entry from hersheyhighway.org, much less something he should be paid to write. There's no reasoning here, no thought process. It's just a five-year-old covering his ears and screaming "Bush sucks, Bush sucks, Bush sucks, where's my amyl nitrate, Bush sucks, I'm smarter than you because I can cook, Bush sucks, Bush sucks, anal sex is great, Bush sucks, Bush sucks, conservatives want to kill us all, Bush sucks, I like traffic lights, Bush sucks."

}:-)4

[onedoug]

How Europeanly sophisticated.