[governsleastgovernsbest]

I note that after the Pope gave the OK to coffee, no more giant skeletons were found in Sicily, proving that coffee really does stunt your growth.

[djf]

Giant skeletons, while unusual, are not totally off the wall.

Finding a perfectly preserved nail in rocks tens of millions of years old is another story.
I've been undergound, 1400 feet down in a gold mine, and from looking at the strata, types of rocks, and their intersections, you soon realize the magnitude of some of the events that could literally have sheared mountains in half!