[abigailsmybaby]

Friends of ours own several parrots and cockatoos. They mvoed into a house in the country and promptly built an aviary in the back yard. One of their neighbors had a bell on the outside of his house to alert him if his phone rang while he wass in the back yard (I'm sure you know where this is going...:)). That poor guy wore himself out that first week after his new neighbors moved in. Of course his bell no longer serves it purpose.

[flying Elvis]

I had a cockatiel once who almost got me beat up once while we were having a pool installed. I'm male, the bird could wolf whistle, and the pool installers were all male. Thank goodness the bird didn't get stage fright when I tried to show the workers that it wasn't me!