[Van der Waals]

Fascinating but not highly original, I'm afraid. As I give it more thought, smacks a wee bit too much of Richard Jewell, don't you think? OTOH, lightening has been known to strike the same place twice. Anything's still possible...hohummmm....

[jpl]

Are you Anthrax-Profiler/Princeton? Two different people have now told me that you are, and I consider both of them to be pretty credible.

[txhurl]

Damn. I really thought you were Knowlton-Hill. 'Cause if you were, I was gonna quiz you on your methodologies.